Noticed my Airbnb guest wouldn't stop checking me out. So I left my dirty skid marked underwear on the bathroom floor to see whether he would move it. Got home from work and the whole crotch was dripping wet with saliva and cleaned. It's as if the nasty fucker found them and sucked my skids and hole juices right out. Cos of that I knew he would probably love sucking on my enormous KUNT lips when I got back. So I asked him if he wanted to smell my hole and this is what happened.
